A bald guy, an atheist, a theist, and an agnostic were walking through the woods one cold winter day when they came across an empty log cabin. Without ever having seen the cabin before the theist says, “I know exactly who built this cabin, why they did it and who their father is. I also know that they’re going to return soon!” Slightly perturbed, the atheist replies, “there’s no proof that this cabin was built--therefore no one built it!” The agnostic added, “We have no idea who built this cabin, therefore it is unknowable!”
The bald guy says, “Look, I don’t know who built this cabin or why they did, but I know it’s here. We might found out someday why it’s here, but until then, shouldn’t we just go inside, get warm, share a meal, treat each other kindly and shut the f*** up!!?”
